There needs to be a sorting hat for children joining band
"wow you’re a pretentious little shit, you should be a horn player"
"i can’t even fit on your damn head your ego is so big.. go get a trumpet"
you have more free time and self-loathing than i’ve ever seen. oboe.
Get the drums. You like to bang everything, right?
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.