occasionally awake

I wish I could tell you that you’ll be loved. That you’ll be safe and cared for and protected. But this isn’t the time for lies. What you are going to be, Melody, is very very brave.

(Source: doctorcrusher, via madimpossiblemiracle)

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via zackisontumblr)

epictacogurl:

hotforhautbois:

alifinale:

dennisbrain:

instrumentastrology:

There needs to be a sorting hat for children joining band

"wow you’re a pretentious little shit, you should be a horn player"

"i can’t even fit on your damn head your ego is so big.. go get a trumpet"

you have more free time and self-loathing than i’ve ever seen. oboe.

Get the drums. You like to bang everything, right?

(via missemilymarie23)

jerkofficial:

sexist/homophobe/racist: “everybody has the right to their own opinion :) it’s a free country i can say whatever i want :)”

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(Source: jerkofficial, via swanproblems)

lucifer-who:

gearstation:

"do you wanna build a snowman??"
"i am a grown ass man."

more like:
"do you wanna build a snowman?"
"no, to tell you the truth, i’d rather go bowling."

lucifer-who:

gearstation:

"do you wanna build a snowman??"

"i am a grown ass man."

more like:

"do you wanna build a snowman?"

"no, to tell you the truth, i’d rather go bowling."

(via i-remember-achmed)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via missemilymarie23)